Grins & Giggles Late one night a robber wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. “Give me your money,” he demanded. Scandalized, the man replied, “You can’t do this – I’m a Senator!” “Oh! In that case,” smiled the robber, “Give me MY money!” “Grandpa, why don’t you have any life insurance?” “So you can all be really sad when I die.” Arguing with a spouse is a lot like trying to read the Terms of Use on the internet. In the end you just give up and click “I Agree”. What did one candle say to the other? I’ll be going out tonight. What goes through every village, over mountains, crosses rivers and deserts and yet never moves? A road. My son wanted to know what it’s like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me. CSANews | SPRING 2018 | 53
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